I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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