Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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