Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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