i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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