You're so nebulous sometimes
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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