nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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