I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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