It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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