How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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