im gay
i know
yea but for you.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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