I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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