He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
worst night to have a conscience
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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