What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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