I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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