i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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