So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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