You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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