I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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