Soap is not a condiment
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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