She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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