I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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