Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
