Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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