Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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