Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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