Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
