I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
This is my life. Enjoy the view
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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