She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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