smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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