Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
My dad is sitting where you rode me
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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