I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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