Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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