Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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