I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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