I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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