I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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