Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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