She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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