I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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