Christians are straight up FREAKS
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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