I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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