SEEEEXXX PLEASE
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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