I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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