Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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