Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Randomize
