I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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