Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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