She's JV to your varsity
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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