Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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