Me. At least after what I've been through.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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